What are you?
And look at all that negative space.
I'll get back to you. What!
"Ogrecorns of Mars"
Some say these creatures have existed as long as Mars have existed. They live in underground burrows and have a natural affinity for the land. Copper manholes carved with elaborate sigils mark the entrance to their dwellings. They grunt in heavy Russian accents. Vodka is their choice of drink, and they drink often. They consume caviar twice their body weight. They have a surly demeanor and are prone to violent outbursts if provoked. Look at them funny and see what happens.